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How is your audience really feeling?
I keep The Parasocial Index, write Case Files on fandom old and new, and make books and music inside the same questions. If you work with an audience, I can help you understand the relationship gently, before small strains become burnout or bad headlines.
A GOOD START · $500 · 7 DAYS
Gentle health check
- Index-style score of your top 5 attachment risks
- Comment/DM sample review (you export, I code)
- 1-page fix list: mute / message / meet
- 30-min call
Book Flash →
MOST HELPFUL · $1,500 · 21 DAYS
Check-up + community guide
- Everything in Flash + paid-intimacy review (bubble, DMs, Discord tiers)
- 40-word sponsor-safe language + boundaries page
- Team/classroom workshop (Aus + remote, 60 min)
- 90-day re-check against Index
Book Full →
What you get (sample)
| DELIVERABLE | FLASH | FULL |
|---|
| Attachment score (1-10 per lens) | ✓ | ✓ + trend vs Index |
| Risk map: idol/creator/companion/universe | Top 3 | All 6 lenses |
| Paid-intimacy pricing review | — | ✓ |
| Boundaries + mod guide | checklist | playbook (12 pp) |
| Keynote / classroom visit | — | 60 min incl. |
Why me, not a PR firm?
- Years in video stores: recommendations with a human touch, at scale.
- M.A. + a much-loved essay on public self-making, reread for today's feeds.
- Novelist of a dream-sharing world — I like metaphors that clarify, not alarm.
- Teacher in Australia: happy explaining to teens and boards alike.
PROOF: Live Index · Case Files · Field Guide · Friday Signal
Check availability → 2 SLOTS / MONTH · AUS + REMOTE