PARASOCIALIZE

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Parasocialite of the day harmonious

Dionne Warwick

literature · 1963

Letters arrived by the sackful, and she answered them by hand, by name, one at a time, for years. The closest thing the twentieth century produced to a genuinely reciprocal parasocial bond.

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Today's top 8 Part Two · 1894–2020

Top 8: The Manufactured Reply

Every reply on this list was manufactured on the near side; the far end is where it arrived from, not where it came from.

01Peter Pan, 1904The night the audience was deputisedTinker Bell drinks the poison meant for Peter, and he turns to the audience: Do you believe in fairies?Read this entry →02Disneyland, 1955The smile from inside the costumeMickey Mouse has been a central figure at Disneyland since the park opened in 1955.Read this entry →03221B Baker Street, 1932–2005The secretary to Sherlock HolmesThe Abbey Road Building Society did not return the letters.Read this entry →04ELIZA, 1966Would you mind leaving the room, please?Weizenbaum's secretary had watched the programme being built and knew exactly what it was: pattern matching.Read this entry →05Queen for a Day, 1945The applause meter was pointed at the wrong roomA contestant told her troubles and a box on the studio wall registered the reaction by needle.Read this entry →06The Psychic Readers Network, 1997The queue behind Miss CleoIn the late 1990s the television ads said 'Call me now' and promised Miss Cleo, a psychic.Read this entry →07Bess Houdini's séances, 1926–1936'Rosabelle, believe'She held a séance every Halloween for ten years.Read this entry →08Sincerely Yours, 1941To the men of the forces - a letter in words and musicOne voice, aimed at millions of people she would never meet, on a schedule, by name of service.Read this entry →
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Eight of 32 from this list, chosen for today. The full list and the day record are on the Top 8 page.

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Eight ways it shows up.

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PERSONA

Three grief experts on mourning someone you never met

I keep coming back to the one line in here that is diagnosis rather than reassurance.

20 stories → CHARACTER

Pygmalion: the Greek myth that predicted this whole thing

The Greeks had the whole thing two thousand years ago and did not think it needed a caveat, which tells you what the caveat is actually for.

6 stories → COMPANION

The EU is about to rewrite what a companion app is allowed to do to a child

Read the specific wording, because it matters: not ban the app, ban the attachment.

7 stories → DIVINE

The one who is addressed and cannot answer, and is not supposed to.

The oldest documented case on this site, and the one the previous ten sections had no room for. Margery Kempe is the founding document and she was in none of them.

15 entries → INSTITUTION

YouTube just put your spending on the scoreboard

Here is what nobody said out loud at Made on YouTube: the relationship is now a fixture with a sponsorship category.

10 stories → COSMOLOGY

The Neighbours finale broke something in the schedule

What gets lost in the parasocial framing is how much of this is civic.

2 stories → OFFICER

A 27-year marriage ends and the coverage is about what the public felt

I do not think a stranger's marriage ending is your business and I do not think you are obliged to care.

1 story → PREDATOR

A glimpse is not a full picture and the comments decided otherwise

Here is the whole mechanism in one summer: visibility got mistaken for access, and access got mistaken for entitlement.

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The open ledger

The standard, and the tally.

The standard every claim is held to, the tally of where the catalogue stands against it, and what is still open.

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08 The historyA course in 8 modules, from a sculptor to a 2023 policy update. Free, printable. The moments8 significant moments across television, music, the internet, games and AI. 07 The figures7 people and characters who keep the sphere turning, from Pygmalion to a Twitch emote.

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