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Daily edition · 31 OCT 2026 · Sport · the top 8

Top 8: The Team That Owns You

You do not choose a team; it is chosen by where you were born. This list is about loyalty that outlives the players and the owners.

The bond that survives a transfer, a defeat and a change of owner. Ranked by how completely the club replaced the person.

Sport is the one fandom where the object is supposed to change every season and the attachment is supposed to stay. The eight below are the mechanism at work: the chant, the shirt, the stadium, the player who is loved as a position rather than a man.

  1. 1

    Identification with a team

    Sport · 1880

    Supporting a club as a condition of belonging to a place, a class, a family, or a city.

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  2. 2

    The baseball the papers built

    Sport · 1927

    In 1927 Babe Ruth hit sixty home runs and became the most replayed figure in a game most fans knew through print.

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  3. 3

    The athlete and the city

    Sport · 1920

    Support for a team or an athlete as a bond with a person, a place and a lineage, frequently inherited from a parent.

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  4. 4

    The transfer

    Sport · 1900

    A player who has been attached to for years leaves, and the grievance is felt as betrayal by the entire locality.

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  5. 5

    Kobe Bryant

    Sport · 2020

    Public mourning for an athlete that drew on the athlete's own stated bond with a young fan.

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  6. 6

    The table that carried a club nobody came to

    Sport · 1992

    Twenty-two clubs left the Football League in one move to found a closed competition, and in its first season the twelfth-placed club was the one with the smallest crowds in the division.

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  7. 7

    The coach

    Sport · 1900

    An adult with authority over a child for years, who is remembered partly by how they made them feel at nine.

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  8. 8

    After Diego

    Sport · 1998

    A church founded in Rosario on Maradona's thirty-eighth birthday, with a calendar counted from him and a baptism performed with a football - the fan bond that wrote itself a liturgy while its god was still alive.

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