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Parasocialize Top 8 — November 8, 2026

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  1. 01

    Divine -70000

    The dead kept in the cave

    Neanderthals repeatedly carried their dead into one cave in northern Iraq and put them down in the floor.

  2. 02

    Divine -9500

    Eleven thousand years of pillars

    Round enclosures on a hillside in Anatolia holding T-shaped pillars carved to suggest human figures, built by people who had not yet domesticated a single animal - used for over a thousand years, then deliberately filled in and built over.

  3. 03

    Companion -40000

    The carved animals

    Upper Paleolithic carvers in Europe made small figures of animals and people from mammoth ivory from about forty thousand years ago.

  4. 04

    Officer -660

    The craft of the sage Adapa

    A tablet from Nineveh written in the voice of Ashurbanipal, listing what he had been taught and by whom - a named sage he never met - and then what he did with it, which was to put the tablets in his palace for the instruction of his subjects.

  5. 05

    Character 8

    Pygmalion

    The sculptor who fell in love with his own work.

  6. 06

    Cosmology -800

    The story told again

    Myths are not stories people tell once. They are stories with a fixed shape that get told to the same audience on a schedule.

  7. 07

    Persona -210

    Eight thousand faces, all facing outward

    Eight thousand life-size soldiers, each with a face and ears no other has, buried in battle order facing the enemy with the emperor behind them - made from the likenesses of real men so the substitute army would stand where the real one could not.

  8. 08

    Officer -370

    Shag-eared and deaf

    Plato describes an older man in love with a boy who is compared, in the text, to a hunting animal that is deaf.

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